The Odd List

Updated frequently.

-- Being hot in the winter. Sometimes I'm so loaded down with layers and sweating so badly that I nearly freak out 'til I get layers off.

-- Being cold in the summer. I sleep under a down duvet in the summer while my A/C cranks full blast.

-- Homeless people having pets. I'm like, "shit, you can't even feed yourself, what the fuck are you doing with a pet you irresponsible ass?" I think they get something out of pet ownership. Not companionship, but something more co-dependent, like they feel better by taking care of something that needs them.

-- Being thirsty and having to pee at the same time.

-- That New Yorkers say "on line" as opposed to "in line." In the South we say we are "in line", which I feel must be correct. What the hell is "on line"? How exactly are you "ON a line"?

-- Women who are anti-choice.

-- People who believe that Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda were working together prior to 9/11.

-- People who believe that challenging government policy is unpatriotic.